I’m not stupid, you’re the stupid one, Chell...
Ow!
Grrr...
uhwhatwhat...!
Oh, oh...
Ow...
My, it’s raining.
There, now I won’t smell like wet rat today
Ah... it’s here. Finally!
Gonna need some breakfast for all this book readin’
Uhm...
Where did all this flour come from?
More flour... Argh!
Is there nothing but flour in here??
Holy crap, how long has this been here??
April 18, 2017..?
maybe I shouldn’t prepare any of these ingredients...
Eh,
I’ll leave breakfast for later
Spells are cooler anyways
Reimu skips more than just breakfast and she’s a danmaku giganerd
“... insert 300 yen into the Kappa pachinko and get a chance at reality-breaking powers...”
What in the hell... is this just a sales catalogue??
I’ve been bamboozled for the last time!
I’m going break their shins
But first, I need to pay a visit to that fairy
She must’ve gotten this book from somewhere
I hope Reimu never kicks her out
She might come hide in this mess
Arhg...damn
Wooooaa....
I-I can’t pull a... Reimu...
I must... chow down...
Dangit, just a few more steps
Huh, wonder who dropped these...
Hm?
Oh crap, something’s bursting out!
uuuuu~
Woah! Momiji! How long have you been here?
Hm?
Hewo, Ms. Marisa...
Momiji is trying very hard to find help, but this forest is very confusing!
Um...
After Ms. Alice asked me to get the eggs,
The big trees confused me and I got lost
I asked the animals here for help, but they were all very rude!
I couldn’t find my way back... and... and
WAHHHHH!!!!
Um...
How about asking Alice for help?
...Huh....?
Ooh... thanks Ms. Marisa!
Um... no problem...
Come on, let’s go meet Ms. Awice
Yayyyy!
Freakin’ dogs...
Hm... no response
Alice?
What-what-what??
Oh hello Marisa!
And Momiji! How you’ve been?
She hid all the eggs like Ms. Alice wanted
Huh?
Momiji, put these eggs on this side of the forest, and I’ll cover the rest!
Be sure to use some magic to make the job easier!
B-But I told you to use magic...
I knew she’d get lost if I asked her to do it by hand,
I thought magic would help.
Guess not...
Good job Miji!
Come inside for a quick meal! To congratulate your efforts...
Yayy!
Yo Alice, mind if I come in?
Of course not~
Marisa, what brings you here?
And why did Momiji come along?
Well ya see...
And then the cocoa can severed her skull
Umm....
Still. Great of you to come by!
Yeaaahhhh, been thinking about boosting my danmaku powers
Haven’t had much success with that, though
Oh... well, I might be able to help with that
There’s a spell here that would work perfectly with your existing magic
Just a bit of hell fire and it will be good as new
Hmm...
what’s the easiest way to hell?
Or.... you can ask that hell fairy.
She’s two blocks into the human village
Oh right!
I was heading there anyways
Just got a case of the munchies
Take anything you like!
I still got some food from the Easter party
Still?
I don’t take... generous bites... like you do
So most of the meals still remain uneaten
Last year? Should I be eating this?
Oh no worries, the Kappas gave me plenty of preservatives
By the way, what did you do with the extra ingredients I gave you?
Uhhhh.....
There! Now you won’t have to go hungry for today!
T-Thanks
See ya again soon!
Damn that canine
Grr...
Oh well, I’ll take care of that later
Have a nice day!
Y-You too
I hope those sandwiches had chocolate
UWAAH
There you are
Been looking for you
MMMMMPHHHHHH
You were supposed to help clean the shrine!
Why the hell would I agree to that?
Don’t think I didn’t see you dumping all your leftovers here
Hmph!
Eh
I suppose you needed something to eat, right?
Grrr!!
Just chillax, we’ll clean this in no time
Now, where should we start?
Hmm, there’s a lot of mess here. I guess I’ll start-
WHERE IS SHE
Wh-what?
I said where is she??
Wh-wh
Say what again!
Sh-She’s at the human village
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* FATAL SUB ERROR - dB LIMIT REACHED *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let’s see...
Where the hell is she hiding?
You, ma’am! Have you seen this fairy?
No, sorry. Apologies.
Huh. Thanks anyway...
Please come back, your mother misses you...
Yo!
Yo dorks, watcha up to?
The mistress wants all seafood gone from the mansion
So I’m giving it all to these childish fairies
Oooo-kay...
Speakin’ of fairies, you happen to catch a striped one?
Loony lookin’ one with a torch?
Hmm
This ice fairy here was hanging out with one very close to your description
I think she might’ve gone somewhere near the center of the village
Thanks for the info~
Hmmm....
Scurry little brat
I need to think like her
Where would I go if I was an American?
I’m such an idiot...
Friggin’ hell
Hah!
Serves her right!
How dare you sell me No Man’s Sky (TM)
Hello Marisa
Came to buy something?
Nah, just lookin’ for someone
If you’re looking to get a refund on that flour, I’m afraid you’re past the warranty date
In addition to that, Nazrin left the store to do her own manga.
WHAT? WHY THE-
Oh never mind, let’s leave that for later
Lookin’ for this red, blue, and white fairy.
Dumb looking smile and a torch
Well you just narrowed it down to a mere one thousand suspects?
Dangit!
Don’t you think you should have some lunch first?
Huh? Why’d you ask?
The temple recently opened a restaurant
After Naz left, we had to find new ways to run our business, hehe
Eh, alright ...
Hmm, where did that twerp go...
Hey, if I blow up this mall, no one will get mad, right?
Best part about incidents: Chasing slimeballs.
And if I injure someone, it won’t be my fault.
That’s pretty cool. You get to eat while you work?
Yeah, great job, great benefits.
I was chasing this youkai kid. Very fast, I was doing like 110 miles an hour
Ooh, did you shoot out his lights?
Hmmm?
N-Nothing
Wait a minute....!
Caught ya!
Mmmph!!
W-What...
What’d I do?!
You sold me a crummy spell book!
chill, chill
Lemme explain myself...
Okay, so... these Kappas, they were giving away these books
And I just like... grabbed all of them
The stuff there looked super complicated
And sold them off
‘cause none of us really understood it
Ow!
I should’ve been going after the real culprits
Not that a fairy could pay me back, anyways...
Hey! If you wanted to boost your power, you could’ve said so in the first place!
I did
You just said “BitchingFastDanmaku” would do the trick
Well, truth is
I do know a few tricks to really power yourself up
Hmmm...
alright I’m listening.
So with these, we should make some real colorful bullets!
Hmm...
...interesting
Yeah, there’s even portable flares
Too bad we need a pistol to use them
Hmm...
W-Wha-
Yaayyyy!
I know the perfect place to test this out!
Come on, let’s go!
...the celebrated House of Fabergé workshops created exquisite jewelled eggs for the Russian Imperial court
Excuse me? What are you two doing here?
Oh you see
We’re testing out some new spells
Thought this’d be the safest place to do it
... really
Yep!
And why exactly would I let you two touch my flowers?
Come on, Yucky
You of all people would understand the importance of power
Yeah! We even got some cool garbage from the outside to test!
Hm?
Great, another youkai who doesn’t know a lick about anything outside of her own doghouse
Ah...
This looks like an object used for national holidays in an outside country
Oh right! They planted their flag on the moon
At least one of you isn’t a total moron...
But I believe you all need a lesson on this
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)]
Uuh... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)]
Friggin’ nerds [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)]
Whatever, let’s just start [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)]
Yay! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)]
I think that goes there
No not, in there!
Yo, so I just insert this cracker here?
Yep!
Huh... alright...
Reisen! Ya got those guns ready?
O-Oh, yes! They’re ready to blast...
Great!
Now then...
Let’s test this baby out!
Woah!
Uahhhhh!!
HHMMPPPPPHHHH
Oh my!
I hope she’s okay...
Dang... great night, guys...
Man... my powers... are very pumped up now....!
Crap
The Kappas!
I’m shoving all these crackers up their butts!
How’s that for a taste of irony, you bastards?!
So here I am, their lair
First thing I’m going to do is blow this place to shi-
Hello! Welcome to Kappa Labs! Can I help you with something? First thing I’m going to do is blow this place to shi-
Hello! Welcome to Kappa Labs! Can I help you with something?
Uhh...
Hey you!
Eh....?
You sold me a crummy book!
Y-You must’ve gotten me confused for someone else...
I’m just in charge of research...
Get ready to be bashed, nerd!
Ow!
Put her down, Kirisame
Huh?
What’s your deal with her?
She hasn’t left our facilities in weeks
Not just her
All the Kappas who sold me a crummy spell book!
Are you serious?
That was just a catalogue
And ours wasn’t the only ad placed there
Why didn’t you go after...
Mystia’s... Cluckin’ Shop?
And blowing a business to pieces just because someone gave you a bad deal?
Come on!
Anyways, if all you were looking for is spells,
then you should’ve said so in the first place, you moron
Grrr
We have gadgets in the facility that could help with that
Really?
Yes, just don’t vaporize the workers
Oh okay
This way
I know I’m being tricked again, but screw it.
Sooo... why did you leave the retail store
It was the absolutely most grueling work I’ve ever been assigned to
Selling equipment I could build in my sleep,
dealing with pets,
vans exploding in my face
How that place survived without the electric wires short circuiting and killing us all...
It is a mystery
Huh
So where are we going again?
The most state of the art Spectrometer in Gensokyo!
Spec...
Stop
I don’t want to hear your pronounciation
We have plenty of mispronunciations in this voice drama already
Wait wh-
We’re here Wait wh-
We’re here
Greetings, captain
Hi
Haiiiii xD
This is where we will control your upgrade process
As you can see, it’s a very complex process
Things can easily go wrong if one of us isn’t cooperating
Oh, pretty serious yo
Get in your suit “dude” if you don’t want to be fried chicken
They’re waiting for you, Kirisame
In the super duper cool test chamber we just built!
Um...
gotta get strapped now, guys...
Hard to breathe with this...
Holy crap, a morphine button!
DON’T touch that
Oh come on, you put it right there!
That’s only for times I punch you hard enough to need medical attention
Wha-
I’ll be leaving you with my assistants
Have fun
Sooo, are we starting this or what???!!!
Yeah, I guess
We’ll be monitoring your progress from our control panel
All you have to do is start up the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
And then insert your mini Hakero into the center
If everything goes well then-
Then press the big red button for a surprise!
Good Luck!
Alright Marisa, all you need to do is grab that controller to your left to start the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
Once you do that, you will place the Mini Hakero in the center
Then push the big red button for a surprise!
Uhhh
I don’t understand anything here but okay
Okay now what?
Now insert the Hakero, please
why did I even ask...
Alright, now step away please
I’m ready
Now press that button, woooooo!!
Awright....
Argh, what’s happening??
I don’t know! It’s pulling in more energy than we specified!
Argh! Too much! Shut it off, shut it off!!
I can’t shut it down! I can’t- Argh! Too much! Shut it off, shut it off!!
I can’t shut it down! I can’t-
Agh...
let me check myself... am I dead?
nope....
I... need to get out of here...
Eegh...
Oh shoot!
Who are you?
🏱☹☜✌💧☜ ✞✋💧✋❄ ☟❄❄🏱💧🖳📭📭✋💣🏱☹✡✋☠☝☼✋☝☝☜👎📬✋☠☞⚐📭🕈✋😐✋📭📭☺🏱📭
This is freaking me out, man...
Hello.... Are you.... Marisa
Oh... it looks like another version of me
Jeez, as if having tanuki around wasn’t enough
But there’s something strange about you...
As..... I thought.....
Hmm, I see
Let’s get out of here and then we can sort this out, ok?
O-O-Oka...y
There it is
Eek!
Oh no...
Yah!
Glad to know my alternate self is freakin’ awesome
Wish I could sh-are that sentiment
I shouldn’t have opened that portal
Uaaah! Uaaah!
Ow! Ow!
Huh?
Hey! Up here!
I came here for some upgrades!
Not for... whatever that was!
I wa-s just enjoying Christmas...
Shut it you two
Bad enough I already have to deal with this universe’s biggest moron
Listen, I’ve been doing some investigating on the energy logs right before the explosion
And found out that the Spectrometer was pulling in more energy than we normally produce
Even under stress
So?
Were you pulling in 810% or something?
Shut up and listen
Whatever caused this, it came from well outside our facilities
Even worse, a chance it came from outside our universe
Maybe it was just your incompetent assistants
All 3 of them couldn’t keep it under control, meh
Except the cute idol one, she was nice
*long ass sigh*
I hope something snaps your head off
I theorized certain anomalies would happen, but not at this scale
I’ve tracked down the energy source and I’m planning to use one of the portals to confront it
I presume it’s the one responsible for constant rips in our reality
Hmm, sounds like no problem!
All we gotta do is kill it until it’s dead!
Yeah
Fine
You know what, I was planning on going there myself
But since you two are so eager, I’ll start up the portal and you two jump to your deaths
Hm?
It’s complete!
Ah, perfect
That’s 39x Armor
It should keep you safe from possible... out of bounds ailments...
Out of bounds?
We don’t know how dangerous the space outside our universe is
It’s best to strap this on
Though your current lab suit should be sufficient
You on the other hand, put it on
Looks like you’re feeling the effects already
Ah much better!
Alright, when the portal glows a bright yellow, you two jump in
And do this quick, I have no idea if I’ll cause one of these freakshows again
Reisen will be accompanying you in this journey
She has my notes and possible methods to seal everything
Affirmative
Yeah yeah, can we start this now?
Yeeeah
For the love of....
Get freaking ready
Crap
DO IT NOW
Right!
Uuugh
Where are we?
I saw for a fraction of a second but I rememb-er....
Before I got sent to your un-iverse, I passed through here f-irst...
The ground feels so solid but I didn’t feel anything once I landed
This is the multiverse gate
According to Ms. Kawashiro, this should be the origin of the anomaly
This place is huge! Where do we even begin??
You can cover vast distances here.
There are no limits to our movements
Oh right.
No laws of physics and all of that
Come on!
So...
If we ever seal this anomaly...
How do we get back?
Ms. Kawashiro theorized that if we succeed, our universes will zap us back
Normally no living thing can inhabit this space for too long
Without being atomized
Let’s get this over with, okay...
That’s our mission
Woahhh...
So many versions of us...
Eh, you’ll get over it.
It’s too dangerous to enter those gates
You could end up like your... friend, here
You said no living thing could survive here, right
w-we should i-investigate...
as per i-instructions...
It’s important to stick together
Yo Udonge, when did you become a mechanic expert?
Hm? I’ve always been one
B-But we were just out drinking last night
And the best I’ve seen you do is convince people to buy more amphetamines
You must be confusing me for your universe’s Udonge
Ack! Why didn’t I think of that??
You honestly don’t seem too different from our own universe’s
Except she tried framing me for stuff once...
Heheh
Ah shoot-
... So, we have our culprit, what now?
Um...
Ms. Kawashiro was expecting a smaller less aggressive anomaly...
... we might need some extra force
Oh no, whatarewegoingtodo??
Hmm...
Wait a second
I still have the mini Hakero!
It survived the upgrade pretty unscathed
Maybe the powerup will help us
Of course!
That creature pumped in enough power to rip our universe
Now we can use it to rip it to shreds!
Now you’re talkin’!
I w-ill lend my strength
Good idea!
This suit should serve well
Hell yeah! Let’s go!
Eating my dirt again, Marisa?
shove it Eating my dirt again, Marisa?
shove it
Marisa!
Are you okay??
Ye, I’m fine ‘Lice
What’s with the getup?
Looong day
We were trying to figure out what was causing the portal storms
But they just stopped a few moments ago
And then you popped up
You got something to tell me?
Naahhhhh
Let’s just have some tea, man
Oh of course!
Sounds great
Sounds terrible
Hello, my name is MajorMilk.
I’m an artist, writer, and producer of this voice drama.
Okay so, I decided to do a couple of things differently in this voice drama,
as my last one, and I decided to go out big.
So I wrote the most ridiculous thing I could think of about my favorite video game.
And I hope you guys enjoy it,
and I hope you guys... play Half Life, too.
Later.
And I will love Reisen forever, probably...
Hello everyone, Focus here once more.
It’s really good to be back after missing out on “Thanksgiving”.
This occasion I did the first half of the voice drama in terms of audio.
I did the first 22 minutes.
Whereas MajorMilk and a few other editors did the second half.
I’m really glad to be a part of this, honestly.
Seeing as how popular it’s gotten, it’s been a wonderful experience.
So, thank you guys so much.
Thank you, eggplant!
Thanks everyone!
And I hope to see you all at some point. See ya!
Hi, this is danidani who knows nothing about Touhou
had this great opportunity to voice uhm, Marisa, anyways.
I’m honored to play such a big role for this project
and I hope you all enjoyed it.
And for any 日本人 viewers out there
Good evening!
Was it fun, everyone?
I’m glad it was.
Well, by all means, thank you so much for listening!
And also, please be sure to follow my Twitter and YouTube!
My japanese is kind of poor, so please forgive me.
Well then! That's all! Over!
That’s all for now folks, see ya next time!
Hello!
I'm Maru, and... in this voice drama
I was the voice of Sakuya Minamitsu, and a Kappa.
I particularly enjoyed Minamitsu’s lines.
And I was really happy to be in this voice drama
and participate with everybody else.
Thank you very very much for your support xD
I hope you enjoyed it.
Hi guys, Web here.
Um, not as “funny” as last time,
but I just wanted to say it was really fun working with everyone.
MajorMilk is one of the most fun directors to work with ever.
I love all the art, it’s adorable,
it’s cool, it’s funny sometimes even.
Voice dramas are honestly my favorite thing I’ve ever done in the voice acting community.
I would to do more of them anytime.
I love playing Cirno and Reimu and Luna.
They’re all so much fun.
I really really thank you for watching all of this
and supporting through and through.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Hewro!
Cili here!
This time I voiced for Momiji and Alice.
Um, I don’t know what to say!
The two voices were very different,
with Alice being the voice that was closest to my actual voice.
Um, so it was very interesting to kinda hear that.
And there were some lines where I was like,
“Oh no, I’m sorry to sound like Ruby again!”.
But, I hope everyone enjoyed it and thanks for watching.
Hello!
I’m Yuuka’s voice actress.
I’m RedQueen, nice to meet you if you don’t know me.
I am very proud to be a part of this
and I think it was pretty cool experience.
See you soon!
* Subtitles by jpblenders *
fuck janny LMAOOOOOOOO